The Labour Cadet House of Straw

..has issued a new potential leader for the fiefdom of Rossendale and Darwen.

I think if we are having neo feudalism we should demand that their power struggles are played on real local battlefields, so they can prove themselves to their new serfs.

It would be much more interesting than #labourdoorstep and at least entertain us as democracy is passed down through the generations of the cadet houses of our political party dynasties.

Also it would provide a reasonably priced White Queen substitute we could all participate in or go and watch live. Keeping people involved in modern politics, neo feudal style…