Dear David Cameron

I recommend Zopiclone. They are not a benzodiazepene, if they don’t get you off to sleep they do chill you out. You can take two, but don’t take them for more than 2 days in a row really. You have to put up with the sleepless nights on the third or risk habit forming.   Don’t drink with them they act as a kind of truth serum, if you do, do tweet to tell us. We have questions.

Karma is a bitch.

Kind Regards